For the rest of the bath, all of us kept talking and sharing things, opening up in that strangely honest way people only ever do when theyāre exhausted, half-soaked, and too tired to pretend anymore.
Meaning when theyāre bathing together.
Iāll admit, it was weirdly fun. Iād never experienced something like that in both my lives until then.
By the end of it, we were all actually enjoying ourselves.
"But still, Sam, weāre glad you arenāt dead!" Vince declared for what had to be the fifth time that day, jabbing a finger in my direction.
I rolled my eyes so hard I nearly sent them back in my head. "Again with that. Like I said, even my family isnātthathomicidal."
"But itās not just yourfamily!" he pressed on, splashing water as he leaned forward. "Itās the people you surround yourself with! Look at yourShadowtoo. Can you say, with a hundred percent certainty, that she wouldnāt kill you?"
He squinted at me, as if daring me to lie.
I hesitated. "...I-I hope not. Not now, at least. Besides, I have precautions."
"Oh, the Bloodworm?" Michael ventured cautiously. His guess wasnāttotallywrong, so I didnāt bother to correct him. "Iāve been meaning to ask. How does that even work?"
I lifted a shoulder in a lazy shrug. "I donāt fully understand it myself. Itās anInfantSpirit Beast. You make it drink your blood, implant it into a person, draw a rune over their heart with, again, your blood... and voilĆ . Magic."
"The basic principle is that even our blood contains Essence," Kang picked up after me smoothly. "A Bloodworm, contrary to popular belief, feeds on Essence through a personās blood, not the blood itself. And once it tastes someoneās Essence, it can only feed from that person. If you implant it in someone else, itāll fall into a slumber. The rune acts as a trigger. When activated, the Bloodworm, which is now wrapped around theShadowās heart, wakes up and tries to move toward that rune since it would now be radiating its original hostās Essence. In that process, it crushes theShadowās heart."
"Ooof," Michael winced hard, then frowned. "Wait. So the rune is drawn over the heart, right?"
Instead of answering, Kang simply tapped the intricate crimson pattern tattooed onto the left side of his chest.
Michael slowly turned toward me. "...Then why is Juliaās rune on her right clavicle?"
"Ahhh, thatās becauseā" I drawled, closing my eyes... then snapping them open all of a sudden. "Wait. Why wereyoulooking at her clavicle?"
"Ooooh!" Ray hooted instantly. "Mikey caught red-handed! Fuck, whereās my camera? This is going to begold."
Michaelās pupils shrank as he flailed his hands above the water. "No! No! No! It just caught my attention because her rune was on the opposite side of Kangās!"
"Uh-huh," Vinceās grin was all teeth. "Sure, Mickey. Keep telling yourself that, but you were checking out another girl! Thatās practically cheating."
"Yeah, dude," I added, scrunching my nose in theatrical disgust. "Go take care of your own girlfriend instead of eyeing other women. Canāt you see how hot and bothered she is?"This chapter was copied from NovelPing without permission.
Michael started to protest, then stopped mid-breath. "Waiāwhat?!"
Ray nodded enthusiastically. "Heās not wrong. Just the other day she was talking about Spirit Beast mating rituals.Mating rituals, Mikey! EvenIāmnot that freaky. Sleep with her already! Weāll give you privacy. No need to be shy. Just donāt be at it all the time, as you must be at home."
"Okay, first!" Michael snapped, his face all red in shame. "Yeah, thatwasweird, I agree. And second, we arenotat it all the time even at home! In fact, we havenāt even done it yet!"
...As soon as he said that, his face turnedeven redder. He scrambled as if desperately to get the words back, but the damage was done.
"You... havenāt?" Ray asked very carefully, like he was afraid Michael might shatter.
Michaelās mouth opened, closed, then opened again.
"Iā Thatās notā I didnāt mean toā" he spluttered incoherently. "I meanā Itās not like weāreā Weāre taking things slow, okay?!"
Ray slapped the water so hard it splashed all of us. "NO WAY! Where the fuck is my camera?!"
Vince pointed at Michael like heād just discovered a rare cryptid. "Bro! Do you... like the chair... or something?"
Michael stared at him, as confused now as he was horrified. "Thewhat?"
Kang smacked Vinceās hand, laughing hysterically.
"Thewhat?! Why are you laughing? The what? Tell me!" Michael turned on me. "What does that mean?! What are they saying?!"
I was smiling myself, but decided to save the poor guy. "Guys, give it a rest. Lily has taken an oath of purity. She wonāt have sex until marriage."
"Woah, I didnāt know she wasthatreligious," Ray mused in surprise. "In this day and age, at that. But wait, she can kiss, right?"
My smile turned into a brazen grin. I couldnāt help myself. "Of course. Who do you think taught her how to?"
"BRO, what?!" Vince howled. "That explains it! Mickeylikesthe chair because he was alreadyinthe chair!"
Kang and Ray were having a blast by now.
"Ew! Shut up, Sam!" Michael nearly sprang to his feet, furious, embarrassed, and utterly unraveling all at once. "And what is this goddamnchair?!"
"Okay, okay, jokes aside," Ray began, catching his breath and ignoring the question. "Just make out with her, dude. Relieve the poor girl a little."
Suddenly, Michaelās face dropped. All his uneasiness and embarrassment were quickly replaced by something small and deeply sad.Follow the newest chapters on novelŃing.com.
"I... I canāt," he breathed with a shake of his head. "It wouldnāt be right."
We all stared. Even I had no idea what he was talking about.
"...What do you mean, it wouldnāt be right?" Vince blinked, then looked horror-struck. "Oh Monarchs! You donātactuallylike the chair, do you? Because I know agreattherapist andā"
And just like that, his embarrassment was back. "WHATāS THIS CHAIR?!"
We lost it again.
Ray doubled over, slapping the water. "THE CHAIR! Heās asking! A maninthe chair is asking what the chair is!"
"I swear to the gods, if one more person says that wordā" Michael growled, but his voice cracked halfway through, completely undermining the threat.
Vince wiped imaginary tears from his eyes. "Itās all good, man. Iāll forward you that therapistās contact info. Heās great with emotionally compromised individuals."
"I am not emotionally compromised!"
"Sounds like something a man in the chair would say," Kang deadpanned.
That was it.
Michael surged to his feet so fast the water sloshed violently, steam billowing around him like he was about to ascend rather than murder us all.
"Iām leaving," he declared, pointing at every single one of us in turn. "I am leaving before I drown one of you."
"Oh come on," Ray wheezed between chuckles. "Youāre the one who brought it up!"
"I didnotbring up the chair!"
"You brought upnotdoing it," Vince corrected helpfully. "The chair just manifested naturally."
Michael let out an inarticulate noise of pure suffering and stomped toward the edge of the basin.
"Hey, careful," I added cheekily. "Slippery ground. Wouldnāt want you falling back intoā"
"DONāT," he barked, grabbing his clothes and storming off into the trees, muttering things that definitely were some very colorful curses.
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