Chapter 149

I Became the Obsessed Ex-Husband in a Romance Fantasy - Chapter 149

Translated Chapter 149. Side Story — Major Requirement (4) <br><br> <br>&#x27;…Is this an eggshell?&#x27;<br> <br>
I did not bat an eye as I calmly chewed and swallowed the sandwich. <br>
Then I flashed Rose my usual perfect smile.<br> <br>
&quot;Delicious.&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;Really?&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;Yes. Across the entire continent, you&#x27;re probably the only chef who could craft a flavor like this.&quot;<br> <br>
It was no empty compliment.<br>
Even with a knife pressed to the royal head chef&#x27;s throat, this violent flavor could never be replicated.<br> <br>
To put Rose at ease, this time I picked up a golden-roasted chicken leg.<br> <br>
Basasasak!<br>
The texture of the fragrant, crispy-fried outer layer was excellent, but…<br> <br>
&#x27;…It&#x27;s raw inside.&#x27; <br> <br>
The charred scent of the exterior and the metallic stench of blood in the center threw a wild carnival of chaos inside my mouth. It seemed she&#x27;d cooked it over high heat for too short a time, producing this disaster.<br> <br>
Even so, my jaw showed no hesitation. Silently, and at remarkable speed, I demolished the chicken leg.<br> <br>
Emergency! Emergency!<br>
My survival instinct and sensitive taste buds screamed in agony. But I ignored them completely.<br> <br>
Rose was right next to me, hands clasped together, watching me eat with sparkling eyes.<br>
If I hesitated even for a tenth of a second or furrowed my brow, she would notice immediately. <br> <br>
&quot;Well then, I&#x27;ll have one bite too….&quot;<br> <br>
Fully emboldened by my reaction, Rose excitedly picked up one of the remaining sandwiches.<br> <br>
&quot;Wait.&quot;<br> <br>
I urgently grabbed the wrist of the hand holding the sandwich and pulled it straight toward me.<br> <br>
&quot;This is a dish you made for me. I will not yield a single piece. I want every last bit of it to go into my mouth.&quot;<br> <br>
Driven by the sole conviction that I absolutely could not let Rose eat this lethal cooking, I blurted out the first nonsense that came to mind.<br> <br>
&quot;Dear….&quot;<br> <br>
Rose&#x27;s green eyes rippled with overwhelming joy.<br>
Completely failing to notice my impure intentions (?), she dutifully began placing the sandwich directly into my mouth with a moved expression.<br> <br>
I felt the surrounding air freeze in an instant.<br> <br>
&quot;Insane… that Dane Schumichel….&quot;<br>
&quot;Am I seeing things?&quot; <br> <br>
Academy students who happened to pass by witnessed the scene—rubbing their eyes repeatedly, or stopping dead in their tracks to stare at us with looks of sheer horror.<br> <br>
In front of the central fountain at the Academy, bathed in the warm sunlight.<br>
Duke Schumichel, sitting in the middle of a crowd of dozens, dutifully receiving the food his wife was feeding him.<br> <br>
It was an unbearably saccharine scene that defied their common sense, even as they witnessed it with their own eyes.<br> <br>
&quot;Here, say ah. Eat this too.&quot;<br> <br>
But I paid absolutely no mind to the stares of others and quietly accepted the food Rose was feeding me.<br>
Occasionally nodding as if the food were genuinely delicious. <br> <br>
&quot;Being like this,&quot;<br> <br>
Rose, who had thoroughly fed me every last bite of the salad, smiled shyly.<br> <br>
&quot;It reminds me of when I was pregnant and had terrible morning sickness—when you fed me yourself.&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;…I see.&quot;<br> <br>
Although there was a gap more cruel than heaven and hell between the food I had fed her back then and the food I was eating now.<br>
But what did it matter. <br> <br>
&quot;Eat up, Dane.&quot;<br> <br>
Rose was smiling so brightly as if she had the entire world.<br>
What mattered was Rose&#x27;s devotion—studying a cookbook and cooking diligently just for me. The wellbeing of my taste buds was not what was important.<br> <br>
Wadeuk!<br>
No, perhaps it actually was….<br><br>
Chewing what must have been the who-knows-which eggshell, I stared blankly into the air for a moment.<br> <br>
Kkadeudeuk! <br>
As for the accompanying dessert cookie—however she had managed to bake it that hard—for an instant I felt like my jaw was going to dislocate. <br> <br>
&#x27;…Right. Let&#x27;s just call this jaw training.&#x27; <br> <br>
And so, under the watchful eyes of countless Academy students, I succeeded in completely annihilating… no, safely finishing Rose&#x27;s lunchbox.<br> <br>
Before long, the bottom of the lunchbox was visible, with only a single small chocolate cookie remaining at the edge.<br> <br>
&quot;Wow, my goodness. Was it really that delicious? You finished it all without leaving a single crumb!&quot;<br> <br>
Rose looked down at the empty lunchbox and cradled both her cheeks in blissful awe.<br>
It was right at that moment when I was wiping my mouth with a handkerchief and reaching for the last remaining cookie.<br> <br>
&quot;I&#x27;ll take the last piece!&quot;<br> <br>
Rose let out a &#x27;Kyareureu~&#x27; laugh and snatched the cookie just before it reached my fingertips.<br> <br>
&quot;My first successful dish! As the chef, I need to taste it too!&quot; <br> <br>
&quot;Wait, Ro—&quot;<br> <br>
I hastily reached out to stop her, but her hand was a beat faster.<br>
She had already popped that rock-hard cookie into her own mouth.<br> <br>
Kkadeudeuk!<br>
A rending sound—beyond crisp, frankly terrifying—rang out.<br>
The next instant, the corners of Rose&#x27;s lips trembled ever so slightly, then began to crumble in sheer devastation.<br> <br>
&quot;…….&quot;<br> <br>
Rose&#x27;s green eyes dilated with shock and horror.<br>
Unable to swallow or spit out the cookie, she stared at me, her face drained of all color.<br> <br>
&quot;……Rose.&quot;<br> <br>
I froze, my hand still extended toward her. My mind went completely dark trying to figure out how to salvage the situation.<br>
Only silence hung between us.<br> <br>
Gulp.<br>
After a few labored movements of her mouth, Rose finally forced the cookie fragment down her throat. <br> <br>
&quot;……Heuk.&quot;<br> <br>
Soon, clear teardrops welled up at the corners of Rose&#x27;s eyes. She covered her face with trembling hands.<br> <br>
&quot;…Are you really an idiot?&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;Rose.&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;Why did you eat every last bit of this awful-tasting thing.&quot;<br> <br>
The tears pooling in Rose&#x27;s eyes finally streamed down her cheeks.<br> <br>
&quot;My goodness, I didn&#x27;t even realize and force-fed your mouth… hup.&quot;<br> <br>
Rose sobbed aloud as she lightly pounded her fist against my chest.<br>
It was a cry colored by shame over her abysmal cooking, overwhelming emotion, and guilt toward me for swallowing it without complaint.<br> <br>
&quot;I genuinely found it delicious.&quot;<br> <br>
I pulled the sniffling Rose by the waist onto my lap. I paid no mind to the countless onlookers&#x27; stares.<br> <br>
Then I carefully wiped Rose&#x27;s tear-streaked cheeks with my fingers.<br> <br>
&quot;I&#x27;d swallow poison you handed me with a smile. A lunchbox you feed me yourself is a reward.&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;Are you saying my cooking was poison…?&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;No, no. That came out wrong.&quot;<br> <br>
Rose glared at me as I broke into a nervous sweat, then—<br> <br>
&quot;I&#x27;m sorry, Dane. Next time I&#x27;ll really practice properly and make something delicious.&quot;<br> <br>
—she buried her face in my chest and smiled warmly.<br> <br>
&quot;…Thank you. For eating every last bit.&quot;<br> <br>
I wordlessly patted Rose&#x27;s back.<br> <br>
&#x27;My jaw&#x27;s certainly going to get stronger for a while.&#x27; <br> <br>
While swallowing my tears inwardly.<br> <br> <br>
And at exactly the same time.<br> <br>
&quot;……???&quot;<br> <br>
Edel, plastered flat against a building pillar, rubbed her eyes again and again.<br> <br>
&#x27;What am I even looking at right now?&#x27; <br> <br>
The exceptional brain of the top student of the Magic Studies Department spun rapidly, yet it could not logically parse the surreal scene before her eyes. <br> <br>
In front of the central plaza fountain at the Academy, bathed in pouring sunlight.<br>
There sat the duke and duchess—her own reliable patron and parent-figure. No matter how many times she rubbed her eyes and looked again, they did not disappear.<br> <br>
&#x27;Is THIS why they suddenly gave me a semester&#x27;s paid leave?!&#x27; <br> <br>
A few days ago, out of nowhere, they said they&#x27;d take a semester off from Damian&#x27;s education and handed her a hefty vacation stipend. She&#x27;d happily accepted it, thinking, &#x27;What a windfall!&#x27; <br> <br>
They&#x27;d left behind their precious twins—the kind you wouldn&#x27;t feel even if you put them in your eye—and both re-enrolled at the Academy together? And in the middle of the day, in the center of the Academy, they were acting like THAT—like lovebirds?! <br> <br>
&#x27;They&#x27;re not even paying attention to anyone else&#x27;s stares!&#x27; <br> <br>
It was clear they hadn&#x27;t come to dedicate themselves to their studies—they&#x27;d come to legally enjoy a honeymoon at the Academy.<br> <br>
&#x27;Ugh, whatever. None of my business. I already got paid handsomely, so I&#x27;ll just pretend I saw nothing and quietly earn my graduation credits….&#x27;<br> <br>
Right at the moment when Edel was about to slip away as if she hadn&#x27;t seen a thing.<br> <br>
&quot;……!&quot;<br> <br>
The Duke&#x27;s eyes, as he affectionately patted the duchess&#x27;s back, landed squarely on Edel behind the pillar. <br> <br>
&quot;Heok!&quot;<br> <br>
Edel immediately whipped around and bolted without a single glance back. <br> <br>
&#x27;I didn&#x27;t see anything just now!&#x27; <br> <br>
Edel&#x27;s mind, as she ran frantically, was filled with nothing but the will to survive.<br> <br>
&#x27;A tutor attending the same Academy as her employer—what kind of absurd situation is this?!&#x27; <br> <br>
Edel&#x27;s desperate internal scream scattered vainly across the blue sky above the Academy.<br> <br> <br>
**<br> <br>
The gentle afternoon sunlight streamed into the major lecture hall of the Magic Studies Department.<br> <br>
As dozens of students held their breath and concentrated, Professor Albert stood at the podium, his nose high in the air.<br> <br>
&quot;This is the core formula of the Cross-Circuit Theory, which I presented two years ago at the Academy&#x27;s academic conference.&quot;<br> <br>
The complex formulas and numbers on the chalkboard were extremely precise, while simultaneously interlocking with clockwork precision toward a perfect result.<br> <br>
&quot;Ooh… incredible. That complex computation reduced to just three lines.&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;Didn&#x27;t that recently published R-Theorem by Anersen-nim also incorporate that cross-circuit?&quot;<br> <br>
&quot;Right. They say the cross-circuit was the core of that theorem? Anersen-nim personally praised it in an academic journal!&quot;<br> <br>
The students whispered to each other in awe and furiously moved their quill pens. Their eyes rippled with blind reverence for the genius of their era, Professor Albert.<br> <br>
Yet Rose&#x27;s face, sitting in the premium seat dead center of the lecture hall, was frozen cold as ice.<br> <br>
&quot;…….&quot;<br> <br>
That cross-circuit formula on the chalkboard was the result she had produced during her days as a Magic Studies Department student, pulling all-nighters for days on end as if vomiting blood.<br> <br>
Albert, her academic advisor at the time, had seized the original under the pretext of polishing the thesis, then promptly published it to the academic world under his own name. <br> <br>
At the time, Rose Vikander—a lady from a powerless, impoverished, despised house—could not raise a single protest against such monumental authority.<br> <br>
But now was different.<br> <br>
&#x27;I will never forgive him.&#x27;<br> <br>
She had been planning this since before re-enrolling at the Academy. She had prepared ample evidence, and finished her preparations to demolish every one of his cunning counterarguments one by one.<br> <br>
Even so, now that the moment to actually rise from her seat arrived, her heart pounded wildly as though it would burst, and hesitation sprouted up.<br> <br>
&#x27;Is it really okay to do this?&#x27;<br> <br>
Because she knew better than anyone just how reckless and dangerous what she was about to do truly was.<br> <br>
In the conservative and closed-off magical academic world, a professor&#x27;s authority was absolute. <br> <br>
A mere student—and during a formal lecture with dozens of peers and juniors watching—daring to refute a professor&#x27;s academic achievement head-on and accuse him of plagiarism? <br> <br>
If she failed, permanent expulsion from the academic world was a given. Even if she succeeded, she would have to weather the aftermath branded with the label of &quot;a student who bit the hand that fed her.&quot; <br> <br>
Kkuk.<br>
Under the desk, strength flowed into Rose&#x27;s hand resting on her thigh. It was right at that moment when fear and tension threatened to overwhelm her entire body.<br> <br>
Seuk.<br>
Dane&#x27;s large, firm, calloused hand gently covered the back of Rose&#x27;s trembling hand.<br> <br>
&quot;……!&quot;<br> <br>
Rose startled and turned to look beside her.<br><br><br><br><br><br>