I Got a Gallery in the Wild - Chapter 346

Three missiles dropped on the capital of the Balkan Kingdom.

Their power was so immense that calling it a divine punishment from the heavens would not do it justice.

However, except for a very select few, no one immediately realized that this power was actually a ’missile’.

And for good reason—Grylls had only ’explained’ that such a weapon existed, but he had never actually mentioned that he would fire it.

The missiles had been launched solely through private messages, which is to say, by agreement with Asella.

Furthermore, the force dispatched to obliterate the capital of the Balkan Kingdom included the Mage King, Kadir.

Therefore, most people could only jump to the conclusion, "Ah, Kadir-nim must have cast some terrifying magic!"

Title: What the hell is that?

(Video of a mushroom cloud rising in the distance)

I’m a knight deployed in the special operations unit. Originally, we were supposed to be deployed if things went wrong with Asella-nim and Kadir-nim.

The plan was to move in once they fired a signal flare, you know? But instead of a signal flare, that thing appeared.

When I asked my superior if that was the signal flare, he chewed me out, asking since when signal flares became meteors.

Fuck, he muttered "Is that a signal flare?" at first too. This is so fucking annoying, seriously.

ㄴ If you’re part of the forces deployed for a special operation, wouldn’t your superior be reading this too?

ㄴ Let him read it. It’s not like this is going to make it to the Recommended Posts anyway.

ㄴ Okay, received. Let’s upvote this bastard to the Recommended Posts.

ㄴ Hey, there’s a guy badmouthing his superior here!

ㄴ Fuck, don’t do it, you bastards.

Title: Collection of Meteor Photos

(Photo of a hole tearing open in the sky)

(Photo of three missiles falling from the hole)

(Photos of the missiles causing various explosions)

(Photo of a mushroom cloud rising)

As you can see, it’s hard to even call it magic. It looks like long chunks of iron just fell and slammed into the ground.

I’m guessing it’s based on a similar principle to, like, a cannonball? But it doesn’t seem to be magic.

ㄴ Isn’t that the missile Grylls talked about?

ㄴ Based on how he described it, it seems like it?

ㄴ So you’re saying the Hero asked Grylls to fire the missiles?

ㄴ Seems like it. Cain was right next to her too. Though I don’t know if it’s the same person.

ㄴ Make it make sense. Grylls is in the Forest of the Four Seasons, so how could he hit it so accurately?

ㄴ Because it’s a weapon of the gods?

ㄴ Ah. Then it’s possible.

ㄴ Cut the bullshit. You’re saying Grylls controlled a weapon of the gods, but is that even possible?

ㄴ As far as I know, he said he didn’t even know how to fire it himself. He probably only knows how dangerous it is, right?

ㄴ And here comes the most useless theory.

ㄴ What theory?

ㄴ "As far as I know."

ㄴ Hahaha

ㄴ Hahahahaha

Since Grylls’s actions were so ambiguous, all kinds of debates and arguments broke out.

If Grylls really was the one who fired them, even the world leaders could not afford to just sit back and watch.

The destructive power was one thing, but the range and accuracy were the biggest issues.

Being able to attack from a place completely out of physical reach? It was a level of power that defied common sense.

Even the Sword Master Ash, the Mage King Kadir, and the Heavenly Demon Yoo So-wol had no choice but to go in person if they wanted to display their "might".

The Gallery, which had laughed it off at first, gradually grew serious as the absurdly broken nature of the missiles came to light.

Title: Grylls. Let me ask you just one thing.

Did you really shoot that?

ㄴ Wild Grylls) Nope

ㄴ Then what were you doing back then?

ㄴ Wild Grylls) I was feeding Wonmo?

ㄴ Okay, I believe you.

ㄴ Hahahahaha

ㄴ Hahaha

ㄴ Who the hell are you to say you believe him? lol

ㄴ This guy is hilarious lol

Title: ???: You didn’t shoot it, right?

Wild Grylls: What if I did?

???: Pleeease spare my life ㅠㅠ

ㄴ Hahahahaha

ㄴ Hahahahaha

ㄴ It might sound like a joke, but the scary thing is it could actually be true...

ㄴ That probably wasn’t the last of them either.

ㄴ Did Grylls really shoot it?This chapter is updated first at novelping(.)com.

ㄴ IDK? If he did shoot it, that means the Hero talked to Grylls.

ㄴ That would be a problem in its own right, wouldn’t it?

Perhaps because the collective intelligence of the Gallery had actually united for once, everyone began to harbor doubts about the relationship between the Hero and Grylls.

If Grylls really had activated that heinous weapon, then Asella must have contacted him.

If so, how did Asella react in this situation? That was the most important question.

Title: The Hero’s response is out!

According to the Hero: Just as Cain-nim descended in person, God directly helped us by lending the power of the Holy Sword.

ㄴ So God dropped steel meteors for them?

ㄴ Since she even summoned Cain, it doesn’t seem like complete nonsense?

ㄴ Someone ask the Hero. What is her relationship with Grylls?

ㄴ Do you think she’d actually tell you?

ㄴ What if they’re actually lovers?

ㄴ Don’t commit blasphemy ㅡㅡ

ㄴ A couple browsing the Gallery together is quite something lol

ㄴ It’s not particularly strange. In fact, some people make registered accounts because they find it annoying to contact each other from afar.

ㄴ And if they break up, it’ll be hilarious hahahaha

ㄴ Praise the Sun) I used to do that too, and it’s surprisingly decent. It’s really great because communication is so easy.

ㄴ Did you break up?

ㄴ Praise the Sun) She’s my second wife now, though?

ㄴ Fuck off and die

ㄴ Please break up

The Hero, Asella, vehemently denied any relationship with Grylls. In truth, it was only natural.

It was a bombardment agreed upon solely between the two of them, and absolutely no good would come from this fact being revealed.

Moreover, Cain had a track record of responding to her summons before. Therefore, she could easily brush it off this time by claiming, "God helped us!"

Of course, not all doubts were resolved. Countless conspiracy theories were already cropping up like mushrooms after rain all over the Gallery.

By nature, conspiracy theories themselves were matters that could escalate into conflicts between nations. In other words, it was a sufficient reason for a ban.

However, because the conspiracy theories arising this time were focused on Grylls—specifically, the Forest of the Four Seasons—it was somewhat ambiguous.

’If I ban people over this, it will only backfire.’

Asella sighed at the state of the Gallery, which was in absolute chaos due to all kinds of conspiracy theories.

The three missiles fired by Grylls. Their power was so immense that calling them a divine punishment from God would not be an exaggeration.

Circumstantially, anyone would assume Grylls had fired them, but Asella’s recent interview had thrown everyone into confusion.

This was the only way she could at least buy some time. The reason she had no choice but to do this was quite complicated.

’I’m glad Grylls-nim didn’t openly reveal his actions.’

The fact that Grylls had not clearly disclosed his actions—this was the most crucial part.

As mentioned earlier, only conspiracy theories were circulating, and no clear evidence had been presented.

As had been repeatedly stated, the missile launch was a matter agreed upon solely between Grylls and Asella in private.

For both of them, this was the only way to ensure their future would be peaceful.

’If the truth comes to light, not only my life but also Grylls-nim’s will be in danger.’

If it were revealed that the missiles were the power of a "human," the leaders of the world would feel an immense threat.

Who wouldn’t be terrified of someone who could drop a meteor from afar as long as they had the exact coordinates?

Moreover, since they were being fired from the Forest of the Four Seasons, they couldn’t easily take action against him. Therefore, they would opt for the next best alternative.

By quietly eliminating the Hero, Asella, who had prompted him to use that power.

It was a truly dirty method, but the justification would be perfect. That was why Asella had lied, claiming it was the power of God.

’Technically speaking, it’s not entirely a lie either.’

Since it was a weapon crafted by an ancient god, it wasn’t a complete lie.

With this justification, she would also be able to escape the threat of assassination.

In particular, if Asella were assassinated, the authority of the ’Orange Badge’ would naturally be passed on to someone else.

’Even if the authority is transferred to someone else, they won’t be able to ban Grylls-nim, but...’

Even without a ban, there were plenty of ways to starve Grylls to death. The most prominent among them was disabling trades.

While they might not be able to stop him from listing items on the auction house, blocking private trades would cause severe damage.

Even aside from disabling trades, blocking various conveniences could lower Grylls’s survival rate.

’Since Grylls-nim also agreed to stay quiet until this situation blows over.’

In a situation like this, where all sorts of conspiracy theories were running rampant, there was only one best course of action.

To keep one’s mouth shut and wait. It was better to act as usual to dispel suspicion.

Because no matter what explanation he gave, there would be more than a few people clamoring, "Grylls fired the missiles!"

[An Explanation.]

"?!"

Yet, it seemed Grylls couldn’t just sit still. Asella’s eyes widened.

The title of the post Grylls had uploaded. Uploading something like this in this situation would look suspicious to anyone.

Asella hurriedly clicked on the post.

Title: An Explanation

Wild Grylls

Actually, I like mint chocolate.

ㄴ Heavenly Demon) What is mint chocolate?

ㄴ Wild Grylls) Something delicious.This chapter is updated first at novelping dot com.

ㄴ Heavenly Demon) This queen must try it later as well. If all else fails, I shall have to ask my close aides.

ㄴ Smart Demon) No, don’t eat it. Please.

ㄴ Heavenly Demon) No one can stop this queen’s will.

ㄴ Sword Matstar) I’ll respect your preference.

ㄴ Passing Dwarf) Fuck, don’t ask me for anything from now on.

ㄴ Wild Grylls) You don’t need World Tree fruits?

ㄴ Passing Dwarf) Actually, toothpaste can taste pretty good once you get used to eating it.

ㄴ Wild Grylls) You should have said so in the first place lol

ㄴ This guy is pure evil;;

ㄴ Just say you fired the missiles instead.

ㄴ Meteor-class missile launch controversy