I Got a Gallery in the Wild - Chapter 703

The news that the Elf Queen, Elia, had started living together with Grylls at his residence spread quickly.

The ones living together were none other than Grylls and the Elf Queen. Like it or not, both of them were figures who influenced the entire world.

The fact that they were a man and a woman naturally drew a massive amount of attention; it couldn’t be helped.

No matter how much Grylls treated women like stones, from everyone else’s perspective, they were simply living together.

Title) Now that even the Elf Queen has gone to Grylls

(Roughly a picture of a beautiful elf)

Grylls will have no choice but to produce offspring now, fr fr.

It’s not like Grylls is some dog in heat;;

Note: Grylls has never met a woman except during Christmas.

Even back then, he was just doing volunteer work with the Hero, lol.

Who’s the girl in the picture?

The Elf Queen.

Wow;; I knew she was pretty, but look how gorgeous she is in this photo, lol.

Honestly, if a woman like that lived with me, our household would probably grow by one within a year, lol.

Title) Upvote if you’re jealous of Grylls, lol

(Picture of Wonmo giving a thumbs-up)

Seriously, I’ve never been this jealous in my life, ffs;;

Usually we teased him for being a pitiful bastard, but just one Elf Queen and boom, lol.

But since it’s the Forest of the Four Seasons, isn’t he still just as pitiful?

He’d be pitiful if he were alone, but she’s the Elf Queen.

Come on. The Elf Queen must have high standards. Would she even spare a glance for Grylls? lol.

You dumbass, we only tease him, but Grylls has a higher spec than most nobles, lol.

Even if it’s just speculation, are you really measuring the specs of someone who’s highly likely to be the Chief God? lol.

And if Grylls wanted to, the Elf Queen would probably have no choice but to give him her body, lol.

Don’t Abandon the Hero) The Chief God would never do such a thing!

A hot-blooded man and woman are in the same room, what do you mean "never," lol.

Sword Matstar) As far as I know, the Chief God is extremely old?

Title) The thing that makes no sense every time I see this guy

(Video of Grylls pulling the Ghost Ship)

If nothing else, his "strength" alone is truly absurd.

There was a rumor that the Chief God threw a mountain in the past, and he’s literally showing that it’s possible, fr fr.

It’s wild how someone can become the Chief God through pure, brute strength, lol.

Strength is one thing, but his skill isn’t lacking either. If you watch him fight, he uses strength as a base, but he’s just fucking good at fighting, lol.

If he had proper technique on top of that, seriously;;

But the video shows he can use techniques too?

Title) Honestly, I think the Elf Queen will jump him first

(Picture of Elia prostrating and worshiping Grylls)

You end up in the Forest of the Four Seasons by accident, and someone rescues you? And that someone is the Chief God?

Whether rationally or religiously, from Elia’s perspective, he is a literal hero, lol.

It’s guaranteed to be one of the two—either Grylls jumps her, or the Elf Queen jumps him, fr fr.

Ever since primitive times, a father becomes stronger once he gets a family, fr fr.

But Grylls probably has trauma, so I wonder if he’d actually start a family.

What trauma?

His own family died, and even his twin siblings are a complete trainwreck.

Ffs, a complete trainwreck, lol.

Literally a dysfunctional mess, I have nothing to say, lol.

Because of this, the Gallery quickly moved past the Elf Queen’s speech and was busy gossiping about the relationship between the two.

Most of the posts claimed that there is no such thing as friendship between a man and a woman, and that they would eventually cross the line.

In reality, the probability wasn’t low, and they certainly didn’t lack the capability.

Furthermore, many people were curious about what kind of child would be born between them.

Although the probability of a child being conceived between a human and a different race was extremely low, it wasn’t entirely impossible.

Title) Low pregnancy rate?

(Roughly a picture of someone staring intently)

Then they can just keep doing it until she gets pregnant.

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Ah, that picture cracks me up every time I see it, lol.

Even real doctors and priests recommend doing it every day until it happens if you want a child, lol.

Doing it every day is impossible unless you’re newlyweds, ffs, lol.

Aren’t they basically newlyweds already? lol.

Don’t Abandon the Hero) Stop treating the Chief God like a dog in heat!!!

Well, anyway, the Gallery remained noisy for a while with the topic of Grylls and the Elf Queen.

It was so chaotic that every time the page refreshed, dozens of pages would easily fly by.

Furthermore, the number of Recommended Posts exploded, and since most of them were of that nature, the moderators had a hard time.

"Seup... Should this be classified as an international conflict?"

Sword Matstar, Ash, who had been forced into becoming a sub-moderator, was one of them.

Originally, Ash had barely done any work as a sub-moderator and just slacked off. Occasionally, if there was a post she didn’t like, she would just pretend to moderate and call it a day.

Since the Orange Badge, Don’t Abandon the Hero, didn’t say much either, she just made sure not to get on her nerves and left it at that.

Recently, however, the Gallery had been running so wild that she felt guilty if she didn’t fulfill her duties.

Most of it was about Grylls and Elia, speculations about something suggestive happening between them, the chaos in Alfheim over the Elf Queen’s speech, and so on.

As a tidal wave of diverse content poured in, many users took advantage of the chaos to do bizarre things.

Posting highly suggestive images was the bare minimum, with some even uploading grotesque photos.

It was practically a state of anarchy, to the point where things only barely calmed down when the Orange Badge posted an official announcement.

She had even threatened to take the extreme measure of blocking all posts from non-registered users if necessary.

Even if anonymity was guaranteed, it was useless if they couldn’t write posts at all.

Thanks to that, managing the Gallery became much easier, and Ash focused on browsing the forum rather than moderating.

’I should finish watching the video I missed.’

After deleting one last post, Ash checked the thread Grylls had uploaded.

It was a video lasting over 100 hours, containing not only Elia’s rescue but also Grylls’s past.

Among these, while the cohabitation with Elia was interesting, Ash was far more curious about Grylls’s past.

What particularly caught her eye was the elegant yet brutal technique shown by the Grylls of the past.

After snapping the arm of a vagrant charging at him with a knife, he snatched the weapon and killed him without a moment’s hesitation.

’That’s not something that comes out naturally just because you learned it.’

Ash was highly knowledgeable in combat techniques. No, beyond just knowledgeable, those who could match her could be counted on three fingers.

Therefore, she immediately recognized how incredible the ability shown by the past Grylls was.

As a soldier, and a knight who had gone through all kinds of real combat, she had long since learned techniques meant for "killing."

And those techniques were usually divided into two categories: whether the target was a monster, including beasts, or a human.

’At first glance, it’s not that different from the people of the Central Plains...’

Unlike the West, in the Eastern Realm—specifically, the Central Plains—most fights were between humans rather than against monsters.

So, while it resembled the killing martial arts practiced by the people of the Central Plains at first glance, it was more precise and elegant.

Could it be said to prioritize pure efficiency? Of course, since there was also the presence or absence of mana, she couldn’t jump to conclusions.

’It feels like a professionally trained assassin.’

Ash replayed the technique he displayed over and over. How he twisted the joints, how he gripped weapons like knives, and finally, how he threw them.

She also imagined her own technical superiority over him under the condition of not using mana.

She was someone who had gone through all kinds of hardships and reached the Profound Realm. Even if data was lacking, it was no problem.

’If this technique is combined with the prowess Grylls has shown so far...’

Grylls was the type to excel in real combat. And not just strong, but naturally gifted.

Even with almost no formal techniques learned, he had defeated every enemy stronger than himself.

In particular, his ability to improvise was enough to make even Ash marvel.

Being good at improvisation meant having an outstanding ability to apply learned techniques in the right place at the right time.

’Given Grylls’s combat pattern of utilizing terrain and objects, an empty flat ground would be more advantageous for me. There’s a lot to think about.’

Ash closed her eyes, processing it, and quietly concluded her analysis.

In a sparring match of pure technique, she would have a slight advantage. In a life-or-death battle, Grylls would be on equal footing.

Why such an analysis came out was very simple. She turned her head and looked at the sword hanging on the wall.

Soon, with a flick of her finger, the sword floated up—dudoongsil—as if it were alive.

’Of all things, now that my realm has advanced...’

Indeed. It was because her realm had advanced that she had no choice but to make such an analysis.

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Of course, if it were Grylls, he would have the capability to overturn any disadvantage in an instant. Furthermore, analysis might not mean much to him.

’After all, even I don’t know if I could subjugate a Bone Dragon, especially one from the mythical era, in that manner.’

His skills were already terrifying enough, but if proper techniques were added, it would be even more spectacular.

She lowered the floating sword and rolled around on her bed.

’As expected of my husband material.’

Ash wore a warm smile. She had been feeling uneasy because her realm had advanced, but Grylls had grown just as strong.

Besides, Grylls’s true value lay not in technique, but in his pure physical weight class—that is, strength. And his peak was already recorded, wasn’t it?

’Honestly, if it’s recorded in that manner, it’s only right to view him as the Chief God.’

Who else would leave a record in such a way? Usually, that was a method installed only in the ruins of the gods.

Many opinions had been exchanged regarding who installed such a device, but most concluded it was Aragon.

’The Chief God has an unusually strong tendency to hide his past... Did he really tell his twin siblings?’

After all, wasn’t even his real name erased by his country of birth?

Of course, it was only erased; the name itself didn’t vanish. Ash knew this better than anyone.

Even when countless comrades shed blood and lost their lives on the battlefield, their names never truly disappeared.

In truth, it was more accurate to say he had abandoned his name himself. Then, what could be the reason for abandoning his name?

’Did he think it was meaningless because everyone who remembered him had vanished? Or... is there a past hidden that must never be known?’

Whatever it was, Ash wouldn’t care. She was merely curious.

After all, wasn’t she herself currently running around trying to find her own past, which was shrouded in mystery?

It seemed like it would be fun to search for it together, but there was no opportunity for now.

Ash quietly analyzed the techniques shown by the past Grylls and chuckled.

’Your body being sturdy has been the same since the old days.’

Although there were indications that he had undergone human experimentation, it didn’t mean much.

In the first place, surviving human experimentation meant that it was also a testament to his potential.

Furthermore, from Ash’s perspective, there was no need to worry about such things. The important thing was how strong he would become.

She was also curious about whether Grylls, who would be by the Elf Queen’s side, would cause any trouble.

To emphasize again, she wasn’t worried; she was just curious. If he did cause trouble, she would just sigh—seup—and let it go, thinking it couldn’t be helped.

Aren’t you worried that the man you hold in your heart might get another woman?

’In times like this, you just have to be thick-skinned. I can just seduce him again, can’t I?’

Above all, she just had to kiss Grylls. Ash was confident.

Being older than other women? Honestly, there was a high probability that Grylls was several times—no, hundreds of times—older than her.

She had outstanding looks, excellent abilities, and single-minded devotion toward her beloved husband.

Comparing them one by one, she had absolutely nothing to lose. Even if Grylls turned his gaze to another woman, it didn’t matter.

’Monopolizing him is what doesn’t make sense.’

Grylls was a tiger. A tiger that would bite through any leash and escape.

Rather than monopolizing him, just having a share of him was a sufficient achievement.

’Before that...’

Ash closed the Gallery and turned her head. In the direction she turned, there was a flowerpot that had not yet fully bloomed.

A Rose of Sharon placed on a sunny windowsill. For some reason, it had not yet fully bloomed.

When she asked her mother, she said this was the first time such a thing had happened. Usually, once buds formed, they would bloom quickly.

’Is there some kind of trigger?’

She didn’t know for sure, but she cherished it just the same.

She looked the flower over from various angles and scratched her head.

"Hmm... I wanted to make it bloom before the Heavenly God Martial Festival, but what a shame."

The remaining days until the Heavenly God Martial Festival was fifteen days.

’I should start preparing to head to the Central Plains soon.’

Ash picked up her sword and went outside to warm up.

Meanwhile, around the same time.

"Ho-oh! To think he has undergone human experimentation..."

[Don’t tell me you want to analyze the Chief God’s body?]

"You state the obvious. It means a body that concentrates the technology of the gods, after all."

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The Undying King, Kazan, was left utterly speechless by Kadir’s truly perverted desire.