I Got a Gallery in the Wild - Chapter 705

"Master."

"What is it now?"

"Both Master and the Elf are humans. Is that not so?"

It was when I was slightly flustered by the Recommended Post on the Gallery and Elia’s reaction.

Lackey, who had been laughing his head off while looking at the Gallery, suddenly put on a serious expression and questioned me.

Wondering what kind of useless talk he was trying to start again, I couldn’t help but put my guard up slightly.

"We are both humans, yes. Why do you ask?"

"And humans are animals. From what I know, that is the case."

"That’s also true."

"It is only natural for animals to mate. Therefore, I will allow the two of you to mate."

"...Do you want to be kicked out naked like last time?"

Seriously, for Lackey, there was nothing he was more sincere about than teasing someone.

Just look at the smile on his face right now while pretending to be serious. He really had a talent for pissing people off.

"Why are you so angry? I am merely speaking reasonably."

"Sure, sure. Keep talking."

"When Master and that female mate later, where will you do it? Surely you won’t do it right here where we are, and in front of the children?"

"I’m not doing it, you crazy bastard."

For some reason, this guy Lackey seemed to assume that I would jump Elia.

When I refuted that I wouldn’t, and that things would only get more complicated the moment I touched her, Lackey wore an expression of disbelief.

Fortunately, after I explained that life in the wild and life in civilization were completely different, the matter was swept under the rug.

"Hmm. Master. Then, in the place where Master used to live, do males not show off their abilities to females?"

That is, if Dolsoe, who had been quietly listening to our conversation, hadn’t intervened.

He was the only married man(?) here, an animal who even had grandchildren. He was different from Lackey, who had been busy wandering here and there.

"Hmm..."

I pondered over Dolsoe’s words.

In this world, due to the existence of mana, both men and women could possess extraordinary abilities.

After all, aren’t Yoo So-wol, Ash, and Asella, who are evaluated as top-tier powerhouses, all women?

However, as seen in Ash’s case, she had declared that she would not marry any man who wasn’t stronger than her.

Even as time flows and generations change, instincts deeply engraved in one’s genes are difficult to suppress.

"Usually, yes. And after marriage, women usually take charge of raising children."

"Then, accept all the females that approach Master."

"Sure, sure. Let’s hear what kind of nonsense you two brothers are spouting together."

"I am serious, Master. A female expressing interest in a male means she likes him that much. And that female can never marry another male if it is not that specific male."

Hearing him mention the lifestyle of the wild with such a serious expression felt, in a way, rather bizarre.

Furthermore, it wasn’t something to be easily dismissed, as throwing away one’s pride is extremely difficult for both men and women.

"If you are a strong male, accept all the females that approach you. That is how you prevent fights."

"You sound like you’ve actually experienced this before."

"Two females who liked me fought each other, and one died. I was heavily criticized for that."

"Isn’t that just a love triangle drama?"

It was quite something to hear of a love triangle drama, which one would expect to see in aristocratic society, happening in the wild.

Well, it wasn’t like similar cases didn’t exist at all. A pride of lions was a prime example.

It was said that a lion that drove out the leader and became the new head would kill all the cubs of the previous leader.

From a human perspective, it was a task close to a "purge," and it could happen in gorilla tribes as well.

This was partly because the gorilla tribe’s intelligence was high, but also because Dolsoe’s abilities were outstanding.

"So, Master. Accept them before a tragedy occurs from the females who like Master fighting each other."

"Is there no option to just choose one? Do I have to choose all... No, wait. Why am I even saying this?"

I almost got swept up in it. Dolsoe spoke so seriously that I found myself falling into his logic without realizing it.

I suggested we put this conversation aside and postponed it, saying we should focus on other things for now.

Although Elia was on my mind, she was still nothing more than an ordinary worker for now.

"Grylls-ssi! May I ask a favor!"

"What kind of favor?"

"This outfit is very uncomfortable, so I’d like to get some other clothes from the Gallery!"

It was around evening when all the work was finished and dinner was over.

While resting at home with nothing in particular to do, Elia pointed at her clothes and spoke.

It was the uniform given by Princess Chaenggu. It was a tight-fitting material that emphasized her figure.

I was left speechless by the sight of the deer printed in the center of the shirt being stretched wide—jjuuuk.

As Lackey had compared it before, it was as if it were screaming for help.

"...You can get things like underwear on your own, right?"

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"No, it’s fine. Buy that on your own. Buy your clothes on your own too."

I waved my hand to dismiss it, but then warned her about something I belatedly realized.

"Ah. And don’t write posts on the Gallery for the time being. If you do, I won’t talk to you anymore."

"Eeek! Why?!"

"Actually, it’s closer to not being able to rather than me not wanting to. You’ll probably get permanently banned right away."

Even right now, there was a high probability that Asella was playing with her permanent ban card.

If it was Asella, she had likely figured out to some extent that Let’s Grow Trees = Elia.

She just lacked confirmation; the moment Elia posted on the Gallery, chaos would erupt.

’Elia doesn’t cross the line, so she’ll handle it well on her own.’

That wasn’t all. Elia blinked her large eyes a few times and then nodded.

Since she was a person thorough in grasping reality and calculating, she must have realized on her own why I said that.

"Mmm... What a shame. To think I can’t write my tree-planting journal for the time being..."

"..."

Or maybe not. Was she just acting like that because she couldn’t plant trees?

Although it made me chuckle, it was a relief that she followed along well.

[Wild Grylls: Princess Chaenggu-nim. Are you available to talk right now?]

[Princess Chaenggu: Yep. What’s up?]

Also, right now, I had something to ask Princess Chaenggu. It was regarding the uniforms.

Currently, there were a total of four people in our house who wore clothes.

In particular, the uniforms were easy to wash and highly useful, so I had been steadily receiving them from Princess Chaenggu.

[Wild Grylls: As you probably know if you watched my video, the Elf Queen will be staying at my house for the time being.]

[Princess Chaenggu: Ah-ha! You want clothes that fit the Elf Queen, right? I saw her breasts are super huge!]

[Wild Grylls: Well... yes.]

Perhaps because she was a woman, she didn’t beat around the bush and expressed it directly, which flustered me.

I heard that the Demon Race was even more conservative than Elves regarding chastity, but that seemed to be only in reality, not on the Gallery.

Well, there were many pretty Demon Race noonas in the photos occasionally uploaded to the Gallery, so it wasn’t strange.

[Princess Chaenggu: The ones I gave Grylls-nim were for men, so she must find them very uncomfortable! I’ll give you the ones I wear!]

[Wild Grylls: What do you mean by the ones you wear?]

[Princess Chaenggu: Because my breasts are huge too!]

Uh... well... okay then.

I was momentarily flustered, but it wasn’t unusual. Most members of the Demon Race had outstanding figures.

The reason lay in their innate strength. Compared to other races, their metabolism was exceptionally high, making it hard for them to gain weight.

Geatade, perhaps due to their characteristically aggressive nature, their activity level was also extremely high.

Whether in combat, sports, or other activities, they naturally maintained their figures.

’But isn’t breast size separate from that?’

Just as I had that thought, Princess Chaenggu sent a photo.

[Princess Chaenggu: (Roughly uniform fit photo 1), (Roughly uniform fit photo 2)]

[Princess Chaenggu: It’s roughly like this!]

[Wild Grylls: Is this perhaps a photo of you, Princess Chaenggu-nim?]

[Princess Chaenggu: Of course!]

So her boasting earlier wasn’t a joke, but real. I nodded as I looked at the photos, which only showed from the neck down.

Certainly, there was a difference from what Elia was currently wearing; at least, the deer print on this uniform wasn’t stretched out.

’First, let’s save this.’

It should be fine to save them. After carefully collecting the photos, I expressed my gratitude to her.

But lo and behold, Princess Chaenggu’s next words were quite flustering.

[Princess Chaenggu: You know what you have to do if you’re grateful, right?]

[Wild Grylls: Chaeyu fighting!]

[Princess Chaenggu: No, no! I’ll only send them if the Elf Queen cheers herself!]

[Wild Grylls: ...?]

I was about to ask what on earth that meant, but quickly accepted it. That person was just like that.

Still, for the sake of a comfortable life, it was necessary to endure it. So I spoke to Elia.

"They’ll give me clothes that fit my body if I say ’Chaeyu fighting’?"

"Indeed. You find those clothes uncomfortable too, don’t you?"

"Grylls-nim bestowed them upon me, so I must endure even if they are uncomfortable!"

"I’m uncomfortable looking at it, so just wear them."

"In that case... Chaeyu fighting!"

Just like that, one more Chaeyu fan was added. I transmitted this recorded video straight to Princess Chaenggu.

Since she wouldn’t play tricks with this, I wasn’t particularly worried.Follow the newest chapters on novеlping.com.

Soon, I handed the received uniform to Elia, and she headed outside to change.

I wondered if I should make a separate changing room later, but that was a matter to think about slowly.

"I’ve put it all on!"

"Nothing uncomfortable, right?"

"Yes! None at all!"

Fortunately, perhaps because their sizes were similar, there didn’t seem to be any uncomfortable parts.

She could just wear those clothes when going out or staying home from now on. Just like that, another day passed.

Even as the days passed, our tasks didn’t really change. Diligently chopping firewood, welcoming the animals that came to bathe, and so on.

"Welcome! Have you come to enjoy a bath today as well?"

"Muo."

"Please put the items you brought in this basket! Ah, and since we are still heating the water, it will take some time, so please rest in that building over there!"

Elia did all of that instead. She had already adapted.

Watching her, I was quietly preparing snacks.

Some were for the kids, and some were snacks for the animals bathing inside.

Since everyone brought rare things whenever they came here, this level of service was basic.

Uuuuung!!!

"Kya, kyaaaak! B-Bees! Bees!"

"What is it? Don’t tell me a bear brought a beehive again?"

Well, she hadn’t completely adapted, though.

Occasionally, bears brought whole beehives, and there were bees hiding inside.

Since they were bees of the Forest of the Four Seasons, getting stung even once was extremely dangerous. I had no choice but to handle this myself.

"Next time, if you come without removing the bees, I’ll banish you, so keep that in mind."

"Uuuu..."

"He says he’s sorry."

Well, anyway, I was able to finish today’s eventful routine.

Along the way, I also treated Elia’s face, which had swollen up from bee stings.

Perhaps because they were honeybees, the stingers were stuck, making it quite difficult to treat.

"Ayaya... As expected, even the bees in the Forest of the Four Seasons are terrifying. Normally, they should be paralyzed when exposed to smoke..."

"It’s my first time seeing such bees too. As for bees, I’ve only ever seen the ones living in the World Tree."

"Ah! I’ve seen a post uploaded to the Gallery. Aren’t they huge bees?"

"I’m telling you in advance, don’t go looking out of curiosity. They are hostile to everyone except me."

Every time I looked at her, I couldn’t help but think she was like a Border Collie.

A breed that is highly curious, has an immense activity level, and possesses absurdly high intelligence.

I stared at Elia’s swollen face and quietly snapped a photo.

It was certainly a beautiful face, but getting stung by bees made it incredibly funny.

Of course, for her sake, I wouldn’t upload it to the Gallery. If her dignity fell, it would cause political problems.

Afterward, I applied an Elixir to finish the treatment. Although some swelling remained, it would be fine as time passed.

"There. It’s done. You don’t hurt anywhere else, right?"

"Yes! I don’t! But Grylls-nim. May I dare to make a proposal?"

"What is it?"

A proposal. Seeing how she even added the word "dare," it seemed like a serious proposal.

So, when I nodded in agreement, Elia spoke energetically.

"This house’s structure was entirely designed by Grylls-nim, right?"

"For the most part, yes."

"It sucks!"

"..."

What followed after that massive reality check was...

"So, may I design it properly? I can restructure the layout to fit Grylls-nim’s lifestyle patterns!"

It was a truly tempting proposal that could only be described as a donation of talent.

"Hmm... Then can you also build a road connecting to the gorilla village and the Hobgoblin Village?"

"Two days—no, 24 hours. If you help me for just 24 hours, the basic parts are possible. I paved the roads of Alfheim myself, after all!"

Seriously, why is such a competent person crazy about planting trees? The heavens are truly fair.

"Ah! And instead of paving the road like a normal street, can we line it with Alfheim saplings? I saw them on the Gallery."

"..."

"Wouldn’t that be more distinct and better?"

It was so damn logical that it was driving me crazy.