"Come on, Kang-Woo. I told you it was just a joke!"
"..."
Oh Kang-Woo stared at Han Seol-Ah with narrow eyes. A day passed since he nagged Eve into letting him leave the Law of Titans maintenance office. He barely managed to stop his butthole from being penetrated in his sleep.
"I swear it was a joke~ I would never do something like that while youâre unconscious~," Seol-Ah said cutely as she embraced the sulking Kang-Woo.
"Then why did you bring the cat ears and tail?"
"I-I told you, it was just a joke."
Seol-Ah smiled awkwardly as she averted her gaze from Kang-Woo.
Kang-Woo grabbed her chin to force her to look at him and said, "Look into my eyes and say it."
"U-Urghhh." Her eyes darted all over. Her lips quivered, and she lowered her head. She said lifelessly, "Iâm⌠sorry."
Kang-Woo sighed deeply. "Donât ever do that again. Iâm serious.""I wanted to see it at least onceâŚ"
"I mean, the ears are fine, butâŚ"
âIâd rather die than wear that tail.â
"Oh! Does that mean youâre willing to wear the ears?!"
Seol-Ah smiled as radiantly as the sun.
"No, I changed my mind. No ears either."
"Ah! Y-You just said it was fine!"
"In any case, you went too far this time, Darling."
"Urgh⌠Iâm sorry. I couldnât help myself after seeing you unconscious." Seol-Ah scratched her head with an awkward smile. She then asked sweetly, "To make up for it, Iâll make you a super delicious dish I learned in my cooking class. Will you forgive me?"
Seol-Ah stuffed Kang-Wooâs face between her voluptuous breasts and gently caressed his head.
"AhhâŚ"
The sensation on Kang-Wooâs cheeks was soft beyond belief. Seol-Ahâs scent tickled his nose, her hand gently stroked his hair, and the warmth of her embrace that felt like he was submerged in a hot spring spread throughout his body.
"Fufu. Kang-WooâŚ"
Seol-Ah lowered her head and teasingly bit his ear. The ticklish feeling filled Kang-Woo with delight.
"Dammit," Kang-Woo remarked.
âAre you even a man if you donât forgive your girl in this situation?â
Kang-Woo distanced himself from Seol-Ah. He coughed and said, "Alright. Donât ever do it again, got it?"
"Fufu. I love you, Kang-Woo."
"Yeah. I love you too, Darling."
Seol-Ah and Kang-Woo locked eyes with each other. They approached each other as if they had made a promise within the heat caused by their passionate love.
"Enough with this shitshow." Cha Yeon-Joo on the couch stared at the two lovers. "Letâs eat already. Iâm hungry."
"Okay. Gimme a second. It should be done soon," said Seol-Ah as she headed toward the oven in the kitchen.
"An oven dish?" Kang-Woo said in slight disappointment since he preferred Korean dishes over Western dishes.
âThere arenât many Korean dishes that require an oven.â
Nevertheless, Kang-Woo was still excited since Seol-Ah had learned it in a cooking class that required applicants to take a test to attend.
Kang-Woo sat down at the table and asked Yeon-Joo sitting across from him, "What about you, Yeon-Joo? You went to learn cooking too, didnât you?"
"Oh. You see, I-IâŚ" Yeon-Joo stuttered as she looked away from Kang-Woo.
Seol-Ah giggled with her mouth covered and answered, "Yeon-Joo was scolded by the instructor."
"What did they say?"
"We were making a chicken dish but the instructor said that it was so raw that she should take it to a vet to save it."
"Pfft!"
âThe instructor has a sense of humor.â
"Sh-Shut up! Everyone makes mistakes! I donât like that instructor! Heâs not even the instructor for the basic classâŚ"
"Iâm sure heâs giving you special attention because youâre the master of Red Rose."
"Why would someone whoâs giving me special attention outright insult me?"
"Fufu. Maybe thatâs just the way he teaches people."
"For fuckâs sake, he talks so much shit," Yeon-Joo complained, badmouthing the instructor.
"I mean, youâre not one to talk about talking shit," Kang-Woo remarked.
"The fuck you say?"
"See? You didnât even hesitate to swear at me."
"Argh! Sh-Shut up!" Yeon-Joo shouted and stomped her feet with her head down.
Kang-Woo could hear her mumbling"D-Does he dislike women who swear a lot? Wh-What do I do?"with her head down.
"PfffftâŚ"
"Wh-What the fâ I-I mean, you son of aâ no, not that either. U-Urghhh!!!" Yeon-Joo pulled on her hair and twisted around as if in pain. "Y-You⌠A-AaaahhâŚ"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Kang-Woo burst into laughter.
Yeon-Joo blushed immensely. "Wh-Why are you laughing?!"
"Kehehe! Pfft! Itâs just that you not trying to swear was too cute."
"Wh-What?"
"You donât have to force yourself to stop."
âI have a potty mouth too.â
Besides, Yeon-Joo was the cutest when she cursed out of embarrassment.
"I like it when you curse, Yeon-Joo."
"Y-You do? R-Really?" Yeon-Jooâs eyes widened. She looked around as she pondered and carefully muttered, "S-Son of a bitch."
"Hehe! Yes! Curse as much as you want!!"
âThatâs my Yeon-Joo!â
"H-Huhuhu! D-Do you like getting insulted that badly?!"
"Hehe. Yeah. Youâre the cutest and most beautiful when you curse."
"I-I am?" Yeon-Joo snorted like Echidna and shouted, "Motherfucker! Dipshit!!!"
"Yes!!! Thatâs it!"
âKeep it up, Yeon-Joo!!!â
"You parent-less fuck!"
"Huh?"
âThatâs a bit of a low blow.â
"I at least have a dad!!!"
âThough I killed him!!!â
"Yeon-Joo, that kind of insult is a littleâŚ" said Seol-Ah as she grabbed the excited Yeon-Joo.
Yeon-Joo blushed and scratched her head. "Oh, s-sorry. I got a little too fired up."
"Fufu. Take a seat, everyone. Itâs ready."
"Iâll bring Echidna."
"Okay~"
Kang-Woo brought Echidna, who had been gaming in her room.
"Man⌠just a little more and I couldâve killed the Twin Princes[1]âŚ"
"You can after you eat."
"Okay!"
Everyone but Lilith, who was away due to business, sat at the table. Seol-Ah brought the dish out of the oven and placed it on the table.
"Ta-dah~! This is what I learned from my instructor~!"
"Bread�"
A giant load of bread the size of a human thigh was on a tray.
"Fufu, are you sure itâs bread?"
Seol-Ah smiled confidently and sliced the bread in half.
"Wh-Whoa!"
"Is that meat inside?!"
A scrumptious slab of meat filled the inside of the crispy bread.
"Itâs called a Beef Wellington. The meat inside is tenderloin and ham."
"This is insane."
Kang-Woo could never have imagined a combination of crispy bread, beef tenderloin, and ham.
"Iâm sure it would taste amazing with kimchi stew."
"Stop saying stupid shit and eat," Yeon-Joo said sharply.
Kang-Woo stared at the slice of the Beef Wellington in slight disappointment and took a big bite.
"Itâs so good!!!"
As expected, Seol-Ahâs cooking was impeccable.
"Huuu, that was a great meal."
Kang-Woo pounded on his stomach in satisfaction. Even he, who didnât particularly like Western foods, ate it like there was no tomorrow.
âIt was a bit fatty, though.â
It was only natural since it was bread, beef, and ham together.
"At times like this, you need a piping hot pot of kimchi stewâŚ"
Clack.
As Kang-Woo was planning on having kimchi stew for dinner, Lilith walked into the apartment from the front door. She was holding a small sculpture a little bigger than a fist.
"Welcome back."
"Iâm back, my king."
"Whatâs that sculpture?"
It was a crude sculpture that looked similar to a dol hareubang[2] or a Moai statue.
"Oh, I was planning on talking to you about this," Lilith said as she placed the sculpture on the table and sat down. "Players have been discovering objects like this in the Mega Gate in Egypt lately."
"These Moai-like statues?" Kang-Woo asked.
"No, they come in different sizes and shapes. Some of them are weapons or armor, and others are masks, totems, or sculptures."
"So, what is this thing?"
"From what Iâve heard⌠they are calledrelics."
"..."
Kang-Woo remembered hearing about relics when he was in the Den of the Night Demons.
âI believe it had something to do with the Tower of Creation.â
In any case, humans and demons alike were desperate to find these relics.
"This⌠came out of a Gate?" Kang-Woo asked.
"Yes. They are being discovered in a Mega Gate."
"How big is a Mega Gate?"
"I heard itâs as large as the Korean Peninsula inside."
"Thatâs big as fuck."
It was rare for a Gate to be that massive inside.
"But Iâve heard the Gate used to be large before the relic was discovered, but nowhere near as large as it is now," Lilith added.
"Does that mean the inside of the Gate suddenly expanded?"
"Yes."
Kang-Woo narrowed his eyes. An inexplicable chill ran down his back.
"Anyway, relics like these are being discovered in that Gate, right?"
"Yes, but the problem isâŚ" Lilith sighed. "Before we could restrict this information, rumors about these relics have spread to a point that we can no longer block it."
"What�"
âThat meansâŚâ
"Players are going mad trying to acquire these relics for themselves."
"Oh, Iâve heard about that too." Yeon-Joo raised her hand as she was listening in silence. "These relics or whatever levels the Players up, right?"
"Oh, youâve heard about it too, Yeon-Joo?" Lilith asked in surprise.
"Of course, Iâm the master of Red Rose. My guild members have been hounding me to send a survey team there."
"Did you?"
"Not yet. I heard itâs a shitshow there right now. People fighting and killing each other⌠Oh, and there is a weird group of people there, apparently."
"Weird?"
"Theyâve been picking fights with people, introducing themselves as whatever-star apostles."
"..." Kang-Wooâs expression hardened.
âNo way.â
Just like what happened in the Den of the Night Demons, people from the Tower of Creation had leaked into this world.
âIn a large scale this time, no less.â
"Fuck," Kang-Woo reflexively cursed.
He had expected it to happen sooner or later. He knew that the other Earth where the Tower of Creation existed was gradually melting together with his Earth.
âThis time, an entire floor of the Tower of Creation might have connected with the Gate.â
The sudden expansion of the Gateâs interior, the discovery of relics that should only be found in the Tower of Creation, and the appearance of apostles, possessing special powers similar to Players, who worshiped gods like Ishvalda and Helyaâ everything was falling into place.
"Iâll have to investigate this," Kang-Woo remarked.
"What should I do with this relic?"
"Just toss it aside somewhere."
Kang-Woo was sure it would be useless to him. It could level a Player up but he was already at the max level.
Riiing!
[Sir! Sir Guardian Deity!!]
Just then, a blue message window popped up in front of him.
"Huh? Whatâs up?"
[Itâs faint, but I can feel the power of a Titan inside that relic!!]
âWhat?â
1. This is referring to Prince Lorian and Lothric inDark Souls III. â
2. Dol hareubang is a statue commonly seen on Jeju Island. â