Oh Kang-Woo went straight into rehearsal after learning the choreography for his performance in Australia with Echidna.
âThat emotion melts all hearts, all eyes on you~ Cause you are perfect, the most ultimate idol!â
Kang-Woo followed after the singing Echidna, making a heart with his hands and winking adorably. Ahri seemed as popular of an idol as Echidna since she also had a large portion of the performance. Her dance was fairly complicated so moving perfectly to the beat of the music was difficult.
âTh-That was perfect, Kang-Woo!â
âYeah⊠thanks.â
âWhy donât you try becoming an idol for real?â
âNoâŠâ
Although Kang-Woo was not as skilled as Kim Si-Hun who was known as the Martial God among Players, learning dances and choreography was a piece of cake.
âHaaa⊠Fuck.â
It was easy to learn and follow but a sense of shame drove him mad. Kang-Woo sighed deeply as he rested in a waiting room prepared backstage, wearing something a magical girl who shot laser cannons from her magical wand would wear.âWhat the hell⊠am I doing?â
Kang-Woo turned to look in the mirror. He saw a girl with black silky hair, as cute as Echidna. In terms of appearance, one could never tell the difference between him and the idol who had suffered an unfortunate accident last night. However, in his eyes, he could see a mirage of an exhausted man using the Authority of Transformation.
âFuck⊠my life.â
He had never once wanted to smoke but he craved it for some reason.
âKang-Woo! An idol shouldnât sit like that!â Echidna scolded Kang-Woo pulling on his hair with his legs spread out. âHere, look at me! Close your legs and straighten your back!â
âAlright, alright.â
âYou only need to answer once! And add more energy to your voice!â
âI wanna smokeâŠâ
âIdols canât smoke!â
âI wanna drinkâŠâ
âNo alcohol either!â
âWhy the fuck canât I do anything? Arenât idols people too?â
âIdols, as their name suggests, are idols to be looked up to!â
âSo, they make girls who arenât even twenty yet wear these short skirts and have them dance and sing while forcing the idols to hold up unreasonably high moral standards that they themselves canât followâŠâ
âG-Gasp!â
âThey prohibit the idols from alcohol, tobacco, and, of course, dating. Theyâre criticized for being lazy if they canât swallow their restless schedule, and they get showered with hate from those who feel an inferiority complex if they start popping off⊠Isidolthe best word to describe them?â
âK-Kang-Woo! Youâre so dark! Youâre way too dark!â
âLike the DC Universe!â
âHaaa. Alright⊠There must be a reason why people still want to be an idol even under these terrible conditions.â
âKang-Woo⊠are you against me being an idol?â
âNo, thatâs not it.â
The job was full of sacrifices and dedication but it was because of that they could receive all of this love and attention, which was what Echidna needed the most.
âI know how much you love this job and the hard work youâre putting into it.â
If he didnât know, he would never have agreed to cross-dress as an idol as a ten-millennia-year-old demon.
âIâm relieved youâve found a job that makes you happy.â
Kang-Woo patted Echidnaâs head and smiled. Echidna rubbed her cheek on Kang-Wooâs hand like a puppy and smiled.
âHehe⊠this is nice.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âItâs been a while since weâve been alone together, right?â
âOh⊠yeah, I guess it has.â
Kang-Woo had been so busy raising his children that his time with Echidna had significantly reduced. Echidna also spent less and less time at home because she appeared on various variety shows and filmed for her YouTube channel as she grew more popular. Even if they managed to free up time to meet, they mostly never met with just the two of themâ Seol-Ah or his children usually tagged along.
âKang-Woo⊠did you not miss me?â Echidna asked as she looked up at Kang-Woo anxiously.
âOf course, I did. Why would you assume otherwise?â
âTch. You barely call lately.â
âTh-ThatâsâŠâ
âHehe. Iâm kidding.â
Echidna also knew how busy Kang-Woo was.
âBut it reminds me of old times, being alone with you, Kang-Woo.â
âYeah, if only I werenât in this form.â
âWhy?! Itâs cute, isnât it?!â
âThatâs the problem.â Kang-Woo sighed for the nth time of the day. He smiled bitterly as he gently hugged Echidna and patted her on the back. âRegardless, Iâm sorry I didnât call often.â
âKang-WooâŠâ Echidna burrowed deeper into Kang-Wooâs embrace and remarked, âThe truth is, Iââ
âWeâll be doing our second rehearsal soon!â a staff member shouted from outside, interrupting Echidna.
âOh, letâs go, Kang-Woo!â
âUrgh⊠why do we need to rehearse a second timeâŠ?â
âHm! Practice makes perfect!â
Kang-Woo was dragged to the stage by Echidnaâs hand.
Kang-Woo climbed up the stage, faced by fifty thousand cheering audience members.
âEveryone~ thank you all for coming!â
Echidna smiled brightly as she waved at the audience. The crowd cheered even more passionately. She then turned to Kang-Woo and gestured to him to greet the audience as well. Kang-Woo received the mic and winked as he made a heart with his fingers.
âDonât just love Echidna, love Ahri too â„â
âAhh, I wanna die.â
âCome on~ is that the loudest you can cheer? Louder~â„â
âI just⊠wanna die.â
âAlright, itâs time for our first song! Make sure to sing along!â
The music blasted throughout the venue. Echidna began to sing through her in-ear mic along to the instrumental music. Kang-Woo followed suit by dancing cutelyâ no, cringingly to the music.
âThis is mind-numbing.â
The sense of shame was massive enough during the rehearsal but the real thing was far worse.
âYOUâRE THE BEEEEEEEEEEST! ECHIDNA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!â
People cheered for Echidna everywhere.
âWasnât this Australia?â
It felt like they were performing in their neighboring island country.
âAHRI! AHRI! AHRI!â
âWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH!â
Kang-Woo could also hear the name of the idol he was transformed into. She seemed as popular as Echidna. He wondered if the audience could ever imagine that the idol they were cheering for was a married old man with hairy legs.
âJust let it end soon.â
Kang-Woo danced as he had practiced, wishing for this hell to end as soon as possible.
âFOREVER LOVE! FOREVER TOGETHER!â
âECHI · AHRI! ECHI · AHRI! ECHI · AHRI!â
Cheers filled the venue. Kang-Woo could feel the shining spotlight, smell the faint scent of sweat, and palpate the passionate gazes from everywhere.
âHuhâŠ?â
A feeling he had never felt welled up from inside him.
âWhat is this?â
It felt as if time had stopped. The noisy cheers slowly sent sparks down his spine.
âWhatâs going on?â
An inexplicable emotion slowly fired him up, turning his mechanical movements more fluid.
âNo, no, no, wait.â
This was not the first time Kang-Woo had been the subject of passionate cheers and heated gazesâ no, he was sickeningly used to it. He had seen and felt it constantly since his days as the Demon King of the Nine Hells and the God of Splendor.
âBut something⊠is different.â
Although their cheers and gazes were the same, the emotion inside them was different.
âHow should I describe it? Using Echidnaâs words, itâs probably⊠love.â
Kang-Woo could feel love from the audience filling the venue, unlike the fear from the demons of Hell or worship from the devotees of Splendor. He was unaccustomed to an influx of such an emotion. Although only two of them were dancing on stage, it felt like tens of thousands of people were on stage performing with them.
âAhâŠâ
Kang-Woo understood at last why Echidna had become serious about her idol gig after starting it half-jokingly and why she could smile so widely when she was drowning in sorrow in the past.
âSo this is how Echidna felt.â
The sense of shame melted away. Although he was fake, if the love from the audience was real, then he was also an idol at this moment.
âEVERYOOOOOOOOOONE! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOU â„â
âHm! That was great, Kang-Woo! You said you hated it so much but you sure went all out! As Iâd thought, you have what it takes to be⊠Huh?â
The live stage finished without a hitch but Kang-Woo was crouching in a corner, mumbling with lifeless eyes.
âWhy⊠why was I like that? Why did I do something that mental?â
âKang-Woo?â
âN-No! I didnât do it because I wanted to! I-I⊠I was justâŠâ
âWhatâs wrong?â
âThe atmosphere! Yeah, I was just swept along by the atmosphere! Thereâs no way I was enjoying myself!â
âKang-Woo!â Echidna slapped Kang-Woo. âWhatâs going on with you?â
â...â
âHm hm! Stop scrunching up like that and get up!â
Kang-Woo staggered back up, pulled by Echidna.
She asked with sparkling eyes, âHow did you feel, performing for the first time?â
âHow⊠did I feel?â
âYeah! It was super fun, right?â
âAhh, yeah. It was. It wasnât supposed to be, though.â
âHow should I explain this feelingâŠ? Yeah.â Kang-Woo clenched his frilly skirt and said hesitantly, âSomething big entered a hole that shouldnât be filled, but⊠it felt better than I thought it would⊠Yeah, thatâs the best way.â
âI donât get what youâre saying at all, Kang-Woo.â